Here's a funny. Happy now Mr. no-name?

Sometimes when I'm having sex with a hooker, I start to cry. Not because of some emotional problem or because of the depravity of the situation. No, I just like seeing the look on the hooker's face when I start the waterworks. And that alone is worth the fifty bucks that I'm really not going to pay her, after I go off in her hair, like I said I wouldn’t.