What I do in the dark

by: J. Montgomery Spencer

I often find myself sitting in my dorm room. My family and friends, although so close, are yet still so far away. Darkness falls over my soul and that old feeling of hopelessness creeps up my spine. That’s when I look at a fortune pulled from a little cookie many years ago. It said:

"Take heart in the fact that somewhere in the world, there is a very special person, who will pay to watch you take a crap."